DO THE RUNNING MAN

ain't no half steppin'

Races are expensive. With the cost of bibs, timing chips, gatorade, bagels, bananas, vaseline (ahem), etc. signing up for a race these days can run well over $70, and I’m not even talking about one of the majors. So today, I ran bandit… Yeah, I was that mysterious guy who crashed the course without paying. Seriously, I’m an honest dude, but on the real… I’M BROKE! I didn’t plan on using any of the water stations (okay, only once) or take any free swag. I simply wanted to get my long run in… After the race, I stepped in poop. Serves me right…

Races are expensive. With the cost of bibs, timing chips, gatorade, bagels, bananas, vaseline (ahem), etc. signing up for a race these days can run well over $70, and I’m not even talking about one of the majors. So today, I ran bandit… Yeah, I was that mysterious guy who crashed the course without paying. Seriously, I’m an honest dude, but on the real… I’M BROKE! I didn’t plan on using any of the water stations (okay, only once) or take any free swag. I simply wanted to get my long run in… After the race, I stepped in poop. Serves me right…

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